The Weirdness Of Irrelevance Trilogy Sebastian H. Alive

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The Weirdness Of Irrelevance Trilogy  by  Sebastian H. Alive

The Weirdness Of Irrelevance Trilogy by Sebastian H. Alive
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Three books of irreducible weirdness...BOOK 1: The life and deaths of Theodore PlattIn life there are those who are ‘winners’ and there are those who are ‘losers’. Theodore Platt is most definitely a loser. The circumstances of his whole life hadMoreThree books of irreducible weirdness...BOOK 1: The life and deaths of Theodore PlattIn life there are those who are ‘winners’ and there are those who are ‘losers’.

Theodore Platt is most definitely a loser. The circumstances of his whole life had groomed him into an existence of sad non-existence cumulating into one giant life of loserdom. One fateful morning Theodore accidentally kills himself while getting out of the bath.

In hindsight having a non-slip bath mat could have prevented this. He finds himself in Purgatory to face the charges brought against him for his accumulation of sins throughout his life. Forced to sign a contract by his miserable moaning Purgatory advisor Rupert, who is a cherub with the delightful comb-over, he must meet the terms and conditions in full before being considered entry into Glorious Heaven.The contractual stipulation as set out by God (and there is no heavenly ombudsman) states that he, the sinfully damned, has to kill himself every day at precisely 3:00pm until otherwise stated and only when God is satisfied he has been purified of his venial sins will he be judged worthy of ascension.

Failure to do so would mean the full wrath of God would be revealed.So Theodore returns to his menial apartment where he exists in a state of existence outside of normal life until purged of sins, forced to come up with the best self-inflicted deaths and sometimes the most creative and innovative ways of committing daily suicide in such a short window of time.BOOK 2: The Elite ProgramSome are born with the seed of greatness but only a few, only the very few minute percentage are born into the elite category and gifted beyond the normal scope of any ordinary person. That chosen individual is entered into the elite program, a place in-between places created for the sole purpose of moulding them into the dominant force in their chosen field where they can join the pantheons of elite greatness.

In this place they will be trained and honed so when they have reached that plateau in their ability they will be released into the real world to make history. The elite program has guided the young men and women of this world and helped shape how humanity is today. Medical advances, technology, quantum mechanics, sporting excellence, political superiority, sportsmen, scientists, revolutionists, physicists, scientists, leaders, architects, inventors, actors, philosophers they have seen and developed them all.

Every single advancement and achievement in mankind’s history is down to the driving force and guidance of the elite program helping mould the most influential men and women on the planet since time immemorial. They have been there from the very start, from the very beginning when early man first created the spark that made fire and they will be there at the very end. They are the legend builders, the parents of evolution and the overseers of accomplishment while nurturing the stars of the future.

They are the elite program.BOOK 3: Society of Heroes with Indeterminate TalentIn a secret location located somewhere secret an open audition is taking place. Casting sessions for superhero hopefuls applying for the ‘have-a-go-hero’ program organised by the top-secret government backed agency, S.H.I.T. Wannabe superheroes from all over the country arrive who want to make a difference and fight against crime on the streets of London. Supervised by Agent One and Agent Two these unique individuals form an unlikely and unorthodox crime fighting unit with one goal which is to make the streets of London safe again.



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